Κυριακή 6 Ιουνίου 2010

Genia tou faswmatos...

Den eixa ksopo na ksanagrapsw toso sidoma alla mou dwthike afwrmh ena open party pou piga prosfata..kserete, apo afta ta american partys typou ferte-osous-kserete-na-feroun-osous-kseroun pou kanoun kakomathimena plousiopeda molis fevgoun oi goneis tous apo to spiti gia na ginoun dimofilis kai gamiades..dn tha asxolithw allo me tetoiou eidous apotyxmenous typous sigoura tha asxolithoun oi dikoi tou omws molis gyrisoun kai vroun to spiti se afth thn katastash ;)

Ola kala ola ok opws to perimena, ta apla athoa afthona pota, tsigarilikia, mousikh dynata, mpekrides, tzampatzides, ligourides alla kai amatha mpastarda pou vgikan mia fwra apo to spiti tous kai etreksan na ginoun cool kai aliteia(mias kai i adoxh sto alkool kai to tsigariliki se kanei poli cool kai in ws gnostwn)dn tha stathw oute se afta omws!
Argotera sthn fash pou oloi einai mouni kai ta pota misoteleiwmena parathrisa to ekshs: 16xrones pornes etoimes gia poutsa, lisasmenes gia sperma, kseftilismenes kai anithikes H GENIA TOU FASWMATOS! kai mhn petaxtei kaneis na pei pws eixan piei kai malakies!dn se anagase kaneis na pieis mwrh pornh..etsi kai allios tis vlepw kathimerina stis eksodous tous kai sta stekia tous..peite me psefto-ithiko kologero kai klistomialo..eseis eiste poutanes tou kerata..pseftoksevgalmenes!H genia pou tha treksei na anevasei fotografia ths me magio kai eswrouxa sto facebook gia na exei like kai na akouei ti kavla pou einai apo tipota ligourides..e afou giafta eiste kariolakia tou kerata! ..exoun kanei to lathos vevea na mou poun EMENA oti dn vriskoun ena kalo agori..kai pws oloi einai malakes..opws exei pei kai enas filos mou oso ferese san poutana san poutana tha sou ferodai..ti exeis na peis giafto?Typises san thn parapano niwthoun oi yper mounares.. OLOI exoume dei paromies fotos se prosopika sites, to na anevasw kialles einai perito..

Yparxoun kai oi pio proxwrimenes oi opoioes kouvalane profilaxtika mazi tous...alla egw tha stathw stin kathimerinh ellinida..midenika kai asimes aftes pou pernan gia dika tous atoma kai filous tous aftous pou tis kanoun parea gt exoun megala vizia wraio kolo kai einai se fash: "xax..ksekooola re xixix" ti athoa pou eisai vre?exou to mwre..toso athoa se thimame pou kouniosoun me thn mini-mini-mini fousta sou panw sthn mpara tou bar sthn 5imeri mwrh avgalth!

Menw sto thema loipon h typisa kai kathe typisa pou exw tsakothei gt mou to paize ithikh kai ths elega oles ta idia eiste na thn vlepw na faswnete me ton kolhto mou..sta kapakia sikonete pianei sizhthsh me allon kai synexizei...oi toualetes kai ta domatia kleidwmena kai mono gia katourima dn mporouses na pas sthn toualeta..ipirxe seira prwtereothtas...gamisi-pipa-faswma-katourima! H kathe kopela pou anisixa xwreve me ton opiondipote tsadizotan pou epiane to agori ths me allh..ksanalew vevea pws ola ta agoria einai malakes..tis anagasan oles aftes tis kakomoires na kanoun oti ekanan..giafto pigenan aftes ston epomeno gia na vroun grigora ton swsto! Thn roufiania mou tha thn kanw..gnwstos mou arnithike pipa gt htan methismenh h kopela..(se afto to simeio na ksanapw thn athwa ilikia twn 16-17 pou htan oi kopeles)


KAI TO TELOS??
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Opws akrivws to ithela..

..sth seira ola ta amatha mpastarda na kanoun emetous kai emetous..
..pesmena katw san zwa gia lipisi...
..poso cool eiste twra poutanakia?
dn eiste gia tpt..mono galataki...
dn eprepe na vgite etsi ksafnika apo to spiti moulika..viastikate na moiasete sthn kathe pornh epidi einai poly in kai famous?sixarhthria eiste oi "efkoles" h genia tou faswmatos..

Τετάρτη 2 Ιουνίου 2010

Magia klania kai aera...

Ksekinontas thn sapila tha asxolithw me ena thema pou ligo poly oloi exoume parathrisei..to pws siga siga kathe thiliko xarakthristiko ths gynekas ekselisete ston efialth tou kathimerinou simerinou adra..afto pou egw apokalw...



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TAN TAN TAAAN)






O MPAMPHS!



O MPAMPHS einai o klasikos trixotos ellinas dalikerhs o opoios den sikonei miga sto spathi tou!
Pera apo to atsoumpalo perpathma tou(alles fwres taftoxrwna ksinodas ta arxdia tou alles ton kolo tou)kai tis trixes sthn masxalh mazi me thn sinodeftikh den-exw-aposmitiko myrwdia tou klanei revete dimosios xwris kanena eleos...mhn ksexname ths xristopanagies xwris logo!

Ola ksekinisan loipon otan kapios malakas thewrhse logiko na exei h gineka gnwmh, na mhn koimate mazi me ta ypoloipa zwa kai pws (AKOUSWN AKOUSWN) einai isi akoma kai me ton adra...dn tha polilogisw tha katalhksw omws sto oti afto thewrhte dedomeno stis meres mas alla sigoura dn perimene kaneis na ftasei edw pou eftase!

As synexisoume skeftomenoi posoi exoume se parea to klasiko gomenaki-MPAMPH to opoio thimate to onoma sou mono apo to facebook gt edw kai ena miso xrono se fwnazei malaka..ela paradeksou to malaka..exeis niwsei asxima pou se sinagwnizete sto klasimo kai sto repsimo..To sta arxidia mou apo to stoma ths se skalwnei..kai paradeksou gia mia stigmh skeftikes pws exei megalyterh poutsa apo esena!

Pali kala dn exoume faei ksilo akoma..dn nomizw na einai sto myalo mou alla ta pragmata exoun arxisei kai adistrefodai..o ksadelfos mou o Akhs(to allakse apo Baggelhs)kanei pio syxna apotrixwsh apo thn kopela mou kai exei arxisei na einai..xmm..nai..pio prosytos!
To thema mou omws dn einai h adistrofh twn rolwn oso oti oi kopeles plewn exoun osi thilikothta exei kai h kopria!

PIA EINAI H ALITHEIA OMWS????
Nai ok..To kakomathimeno miksiariko thelei na einai cool sthn parea kai prospathei na to peksei iso me ta ipoloipa alanakia ths pareas..

Posoi exoume skeftei na ta skampilisoume ta gamimena??? :)

Kai posoi to exoume kanei??? :(

Ti na allo na pw giafta?
Magia klania kai aera..